i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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