i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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