he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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