if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Shame - the story of my life.
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