community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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