It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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