Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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