I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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