You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so that wasnt chicken after all
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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