Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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