If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Shame - the story of my life.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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