Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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