so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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