I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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