okay pat passed out under dana's car
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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