Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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