I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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