Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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