he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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