I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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