Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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