Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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