Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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