My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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