And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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