I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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