I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think I sprained my soul last night
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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