I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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