He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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