Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
