No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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