how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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