it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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