When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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