How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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