Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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