Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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