Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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