ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Girls should come with a carfax report
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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