I showed him my bush... on skype.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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