What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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