I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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