if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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