I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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