party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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