I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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