so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.