you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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