and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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