I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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