have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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