doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
