I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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