Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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