your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
